All
the Things Mainstream Christianity Gets
Terribly
Wrong Gives Me a Feeling of Total Dismay
by
Rev. Paul J. Bern
Once
in a while I have one of those days where it seems like I'm the only
soldier on the twin battlefields of truth and justice fighting in the
sacred name of Christ, and today feels like one of those days (can I
get a witness?). This all began when all the “prophecies” I've
been reading about or watching on You Tube and other similar Internet
media what was supposed to be this big prophetic climax around the
time the Shemitah year ended back in mid-September. But the date –
or series of dates if we include the Feast of Tabernacles and the Day
of Atonement – all came and went without incident. I was still
waiting up until this past week. The same thing happened when the
fourth Blood Moon came and went without so much as a whimper back on
September 28th, 2015. Moreover, if everything we've been
told up until now about End Times Biblical prophecy is to be
believed, the “rapture” of the church should have already
occurred. This is based on the words of Jesus in Matthew's gospel
chapter 24, verses 32-35: “Now learn this lesson from the fig
tree; as soon as its twigs get tender and its leaves come out, you
know that summer is near. Even so, when you see all these things, you
will know that it is near, right at the door. I tell you the truth,
this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things
have happened. Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will
never pass away.”
OK,
what was our Lord and Savior talking about here? First, for the
benefit of all you new friends and followers, the fig tree is a
Biblical symbol for the nation of Israel. Israel became a nation in
May of 1948, and there was a movement within Christendom back then
that said “since one generation in Jesus' time was 40 years, Jesus
will return for His church in 1988”. Evidently we're all still
here, so now the religious pundits have been saying that 2018 will be
the year of our Lord's return (one modern generation supposedly
equals 70 years). But there's no way that can be right either, and
here's why. According to the prophet Daniel and the Book of
Revelation, and verified by Jesus himself elsewhere in the four
Gospels, the Great Tribulation will last for seven years, with the
rapture of the church taking place at the midpoint of that
Tribulation Period (never mind the pre-mid-post-trib debate, that's a
separate topic). Well, if that is true, the Great Tribulation should
have started sometime in 2011, with the 'rapture of the church'
taking place sometime in the summer of 2015. As before, so it is
again – evidently we are all still here. Now let me be abundantly
clear right here. This does not mean I think there is anything wrong
with the Bible. On the contrary, the Bible is the infallible written
Word of God. No one who has read this book would arbitrarily dismiss
it unless they have lost touch with reality, atheists excluded. Like
the Tribulation debate, I regard atheism too as being a separate
topic at best, or maybe even totally irrelevant to what I'm writing
about today.
The
clash between Christianity and Islam is of a similar nature. It is
political on the surface, but very religious when examined in depth.
What's wrong with that? Not much, unless you start killing people.
Killing people in the name of religion has got to be the ultimate
contradiction. When we Christians get political, we often do
so because we believe that we have God on our side. This is true
whether we are progressive or conservative, and throughout most of
American history there have been both. When we examine that history,
it quickly becomes evident that Christians have frequently been on
the wrong side of it, to put it mildly. Here are some more things
that American Christians, particularly those of the conservative
stripe, have gotten completely wrong when they were so sure they were
speaking on God’s behalf.
1)
Slavery. Both sides of the American slavery debate claimed to be
speaking from profound Christian conviction. The Bible has a rather
matter-of-fact view of slavery, something pro-slavery Christians
routinely pointed out. Abolitionists took a broader, less literal
view of the Bible. Unsurprising that this divide led to the South
being, to this day, home of the most people who take a fundamentalist
view of Christianity. Of course, nowadays you can’t find even the
most literalist fan of the Bible who is willing to agree with their
predecessors in the 19th century who believed the Bible endorsed
slavery. Of the many things conservative Christians have gotten wrong
over the years, the pro-slavery argument is one that will hopefully
never be revived.
2)
Women's suffrage. Unsurprisingly, conservative Christianity was
hostile to women’s suffrage, just as it’s been hostile to women’s
progress ever since the apostle Paul wrote that “women should be
silent” in the church. Women’s “God-given” roles were
routinely referenced in arguments against giving women the right to
vote, such as when Susan Fenimore Cooper – daughter of James
Fenimore Cooper – wrote in Harper’s that “Christianity confirms
the subordinate position of woman, by allotting to man the headship
in plain language and by positive precept.” While the argument is
clearly wrong in retrospect and disavowed by most modern
conservatives, there are tragically still some Christian
conservatives who continue to believe that the issue isn’t resolved
and should still be up for debate.
3)
Evolution. From the time it became evident that life on earth
evolved over millions of years, many conservative Christians were
aghast and resisted this as hard as they could. The Scopes monkey
trial is the most famous example, but the Dover trial of 2005 over
the teaching of intelligent design in schools is up there in terms of
sheer humor. The Republican-appointed judge even went so far as to
describe the Christian conservative defenders of creationism as liars
pushing a theory of “breathtaking inanity.”
4)
Pain relief for childbirth. The Bible explicitly lays out pain in
childbirth as Eve’s punishment for sin, so unsurprisingly that’s
what many Christians continue to believe has to be so. Once reliable
pain relief in childbirth began to be developed, there was a lot of
resistance to it from Christians who feared it defied God to let
women have some relief. The truth is that pain in childbirth is not a
punishment from God, but the product of evolution, which is a far
from perfect process. Eventually, the argument that women owed it to
God to suffer through childbirth faded to the fringes of right-wing
Christianity. Natural childbirth has seen a resurgence in popularity
since the 1960s, but that was more of a reaction to some medical
overreach than a belief that women are sinful and deserve to suffer.
5)
The Catholic church. Modern American conservative Protestants
embrace Catholics and have even started to borrow some Catholic
arguments against things like abortion and contraception. But from
the early 19th until the mid-20th centuries, there was widespread
anti-Catholic sentiment, much of it tied up in hostility to Catholic
immigrants. There was even an anti-Catholic political party in the
early 19th century. Catholics were viewed as idolaters and drunkards
by many Protestants, but by far the most bizarre relic of
anti-Catholic paranoia is the fear that evil shenanigans were going
on in nunneries. A woman writing under the pseudonym “Maria Monk”
penned a best-selling book where she claimed to have escaped a
convent where she was forced to be a sex slave and pressed into the
act of killing babies and hiding their corpses. Needless to say, none
of her accusations should be taken as anything approaching true.
Anti-Catholic paranoia also led to another “Christian” led folly…
6)
Prohibition. Hostility to Catholic immigrants was a large part of
the reason temperance mania took over many Protestant communities in
the 19th and early 20th centuries. Despite the fact that Jesus and
the apostles were wine drinkers, abstinence from alcohol — and
forcing abstinence on others by force of law— became a major
Christian cause during this period, which led up to Prohibition. This
was true, even though many in the temperance movement were also
aligned with the suffragist cause, making Prohibition one of the
primary conservative Christian follies. Luckily, it took little more
than a decade for this colossal Constitutional error banning alcohol
to be fixed.
7)
Segregation. Religious leaders like Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.
led the desegregation movement, but it’s also important to note
that the pro-segregation movement was also conceived as a Progressive
Christian one. Arguments against “race mixing” were largely
framed in religious terms. The judge who initially ruled against the
interracial couple in Loving v. Virginia argued that the “Almighty
God” put people on separate continents and “did not intend for
the races to mix.” Christian right leader Jerry Falwell got his
start fighting to uphold segregation, giving sermons about how
integration was offensive to God. As Max Blumenthal noted in the
Nation, the modern religious right as we know it started off as a
movement to defend slavery first and segregation later.
8)
Contraception. From the beginning of the “birth control
movement,” Christian conservatives fought to keep women from being
able to have sex without getting pregnant. Devout Christian Anthony
Comstock successfully convinced Congress in 1872 that contraception
was ungodly, leading to a federal ban on sharing birth control
information across state lines. This was finally repealed in 1936. In
1963, the US Supreme Court ended anti-contraception laws for married
women. Then in 1971, the Supreme Court also eliminated the last of
the anti-contraception laws banning birth control for single people.
Nowadays, 99 percent of sexually active women have used contraception
at some point in their lives.
9)
School prayer. Along with supporting segregation and opposing
feminism, the third issue that created the modern religious right is
the issue of prayer in public schools. In 1961, the Supreme Court
ruled against school-led prayers, even if they were supposedly
voluntary. All attempts to have this decision overturned failed in
court up until this point. There’s no evidence that these bullying
tactics have ever converted anyone to Christianity, but they keep on
trying anyway, like banging their heads on a wall. If your children
want to go ahead and pray in school, they should be able to do so
just to themselves without fear of punishment or bullying.
10)
Marriage equality. The religious right, which in my view is
neither, is still fighting like it’s not obvious that they’re
wrong on this one. The tide is shifting so fast it’s quickly
becoming apparent that this issue, like segregation, is going to be
one where they’ll be pretending they didn’t fight so hard for the
side of wrong in a few decades. The majority of Americans now support
same-sex marriage. The momentum is in the direction of justice and
equality. Christian conservatives are, as with most things, on the
wrong side of the issue too.
As
a result of all of the above, let me just say I'm glad to be a
Progressive Christian. The phrase 'conservative Christian' is a
contradiction. Conservative people are those who do exactly as the
word implies – they conserve – they don't spend money, they hoard
it. The same goes for cars, food, houses and other investments, plus
whatever else they can buy at a low price so they can sell for a
higher one. Conservatives are, for the most part, tightwads. Rich
people stay rich by not spending any more than they have to. They
hoard the rest. Jesus kept nothing for himself, but freely gave to
his apostles and to those in need. “Freely you have received”,
Jesus said, “freely give”. We have all received freely the
salvation of Christ through His shed blood on the cross. Let's freely
give as the Spirit would lead us.
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